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Mail Order Monkey

by Steve Broderson

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Matthew Hadley Yeah, C’mon now—do a full album collaboration with Jerry. I’d buy it! Favorite track: Mail Order Monkey.
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A rockin' little number that hatched from a wordplay exchange between me and Jerry Chamberlain.

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I found it in a corner of the deep dark web
A classified ad and the headline read:
“Enemies disappear, problems solved
Discreet and ruthless and highly-evolved”

Whatever you think, whatever you feel
Sooner or later you’ll have to deal with my
Mail order monkey - Mail order monkey

You think you can just mess with me
One day soon well you're gonna see
I've got a little friend that you haven't met
So think it through before your mind is set

Whatever your scheme, whatever your plan
Nothing can prepare you for who I am with my
Mail order monkey - Mail order monkey

BRIDGE
Before you try and hurt me, consider your fate
You'll never see him coming til its way too late
My Amazon Primate arrived this week
Gonna play a little game of hide and seek

You'd better know these are your final days
He's never been cured of his jungle ways
I gave him your shirt so he knows your scent
No one’s gonna know just where you went

Whatever you think, whatever you feel
Sooner or later you will have to deal with my
Mail order monkey - Mail order monkey

Whatever your scheme, whatever your plan
Nothing can prepare you for who I am with my
Mail order monkey - Mail order monkey

Words & Music by Steve Broderson
©2024 Cold Cuts Music (BMI)

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released April 3, 2024
Steve Broderson: Vocals, guitars, bass, drums
Jerry Chamberlain: Lead guitar

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Steve Broderson Versailles, Kentucky

Steve Broderson has been performing music most of his life. He began writing original songs in the mid 1980s. He has written /recorded jingles for many clients around the Lexington area.

He currently performs with a British-rock cover band called The Twiggenburys, and with Lexington Lab Band, doing a variety of classic rock covers.

He lives in Versailles, Kentucky with his wife, Julie.
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